That looks like a very cozy blanket. I mean, tits, I like tits and stuff.

Some girls look really fucking bored while they diddle themselves. The socks make up for it.

YOU FUCK THAT FUCKING MONKEY YOU MONKEY FUCKER

This one takes a while to get going, but you can skip to 8 minutes in for tits, or 23 minutes for bath time.

Saggy tits can have a nice shape to them. This girl is a little awkward, but cute no less.

With nipples like those I’m going to go out on a limb and say she might be pregnant, or recently pregnant. If you’re into that you can certainly pretend I’m right (I am always right about everything).

This is your payoff after dealing with the tease in that last video. I hope you like tits because this girl has got some.

Warning: Incredibly irritating audio (today’s theme!)

If I were online on whatever camwhoring site this took place on, I would most definitely have pitched in, if only in the hope that during the resulting show she would explain why the fuck her nipples are so shiny.

Today’s theme is irritating noises. I once scoured the Internet specifically for “hiccup porn” and found an alarmingly vast array of the stuff, and as hilarious as that was, it’s even funnier when the girl still tries to be sexy. That she gets walked in on at the end is icing.

Having sex with you would probably be pretty annoying, but I think I would do it anyway.