No way, I can hardly see your scars.

Also, shit does she ever know how to spread her legs.

Not a big fan of falsies, but I do like tattoos and stockings. Decisions, decision.

The hell is she having sex with? That’s one realistic dildo. I hope it’s squirting something nutritious, like yogurt, rather than, say, sunscreen.

I have no idea what that thing she’s riding is, and now I feel like a failure as a connoisseur of amateur porn. I’ve never seen a bouncey sybian before. In any case, she’s having a good time with it.

I’ve been to a dildo party before. The kind where girls all get together to have some salesperson hock their newfangled vibrators and make sickeningly awkward jokes. I didn’t know that there was a second kind of dildo party, where one girl and one dildo just hang out together alone for a night, but I think I prefer it.