No way, I can hardly see your scars.

Also, shit does she ever know how to spread her legs.

Today’s theme is irritating noises. I once scoured the Internet specifically for “hiccup porn” and found an alarmingly vast array of the stuff, and as hilarious as that was, it’s even funnier when the girl still tries to be sexy. That she gets walked in on at the end is icing.

With a bit of whispered (read: barely audible) dirty talk to boot. I like the way she sort of cycles through a checklist of moves and poses, ensuring a very complete attention whoring session, in under four minutes!

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I’M TRYING TO JACK OFF. There are like six people in the entire world who can talk dirty in a video without being super awkward, and they don’t ask, they tell.