Warning: Incredibly irritating audio (today’s theme!)

If I were online on whatever camwhoring site this took place on, I would most definitely have pitched in, if only in the hope that during the resulting show she would explain why the fuck her nipples are so shiny.

This video is choppy enough that it almost doesn’t qualify as a video at all. It looks like it was recorded on Netmeeting in 1998 by copy/pasting screenshots into MS Paint as fast as our hero could manage. But the girl is hot, and maybe she’ll send us a better version if we show her some love (read: random erections on the Internet).

My dear lady, your breasts are simply far too large. Let’s see if we can shake them off. No? Keep trying.