She’s talking to her boyfriend the whole time and it sort of creeped me out a litte. She’s awkward as hell, talking about how strange her boobs are (they’re a little far apart) and her accent is weird and southern but there are British flags in the background. I am basically confused but still touching my penis.

I would play checkers with you, girl.

Her boobs look like a world of fun to play with. It’s a shame we don’t see more of her face, because she looks pretty cute too.

Today I learned that green and pink go pretty well together.

Her feigned interest in keeping her shirt most of the way on is admirable in its want to appeal to the voyeur, but teasing like this is only really fun for a few minutes before it becomes an absolute necessity that every scrap of fabric is torn off and burned, and she never delivers on that front.

Goddamnit, give me a second here, I’ll post another update in a minute with a girl you can get off to.

I will never understand videos where a girl masturbates but keeps her fucking shirt on, especially here because she actually does show her tits before she gets started. The Spiderman shirt almost makes up for it. Almost.

I’ll have a burger, fries, and then we can show each other our tits.

This is a pretty long video. She seems a bit reluctant– as if she thinks the person on the other end might be recording it or something– but it doesn’t stop her.

She doesn’t really do anything but sit there with her top open. Not complaining.

If you don’t think I saw your nipples in amongst all of that squeezing and rubbing, I have news for you.