Not a big fan of her tattoos, but I do love her ass and those little tits.

Some girls look really fucking bored while they diddle themselves. The socks make up for it.

I would play checkers with you, girl.

This girl spends almost 20 minutes posing and teasing, and it looks more like this is the uncut footage she wanted to use to make a shorter video, the way she constantly stops to make minor adjustments. She doesn’t need much more practice for a very promising career in softcore porn.

Today’s theme is irritating noises. I once scoured the Internet specifically for “hiccup porn” and found an alarmingly vast array of the stuff, and as hilarious as that was, it’s even funnier when the girl still tries to be sexy. That she gets walked in on at the end is icing.

A chubby brunette and a skinny blonde, so everyone is satisfied. I have no idea what language they are speaking, but they appear to be from a country where lesbians have been well trained in their arts.

My only complaint about shower videos is that the beginnings and the endings are always the best parts. For the actual shower, the girls are further away, waving around distracting loofahs and things. Who needs that? I skimmed through most of that, but I’d have watched a full fifteen minutes of this girl toweling off at the end.

This video is choppy enough that it almost doesn’t qualify as a video at all. It looks like it was recorded on Netmeeting in 1998 by copy/pasting screenshots into MS Paint as fast as our hero could manage. But the girl is hot, and maybe she’ll send us a better version if we show her some love (read: random erections on the Internet).

I am a big fan of short hair. Please inform all of your girlfriends. And then film them masturbating.

I basically don’t give a fuck about your nylons, but I do appreciate a nice pair of small, perky tits.