Your water pressure really doesn’t look like all of the faces you’re making, but I do appreciate the showmanship.

Also when she has her foot on the door and a tooth brush in her pussy, I have just about never been more afraid for somebody in my life.

Today I learned that green and pink go pretty well together.

Her feigned interest in keeping her shirt most of the way on is admirable in its want to appeal to the voyeur, but teasing like this is only really fun for a few minutes before it becomes an absolute necessity that every scrap of fabric is torn off and burned, and she never delivers on that front.

Goddamnit, give me a second here, I’ll post another update in a minute with a girl you can get off to.

Today’s theme is irritating noises. I once scoured the Internet specifically for “hiccup porn” and found an alarmingly vast array of the stuff, and as hilarious as that was, it’s even funnier when the girl still tries to be sexy. That she gets walked in on at the end is icing.

I have no idea what that thing she’s riding is, and now I feel like a failure as a connoisseur of amateur porn. I’ve never seen a bouncey sybian before. In any case, she’s having a good time with it.